Rumor: Nexus Prime – Info by Poem

In the continuing avalanche of information, rumours and outright fabrications regarding the upcoming Nexus Prime more information has come to everyone’s attention via Twitter. A US tweeter known as The Panda King who has an uncanny knack for predicting launches, specs and general information regarding some phones (so much so, speculation that he works for one of the US Telco’s and deliberately leaks this information) got together with one of his Panda nation friends Tom Fleming and published a riddled poem with information about the prime.

While things that go bump in the night, surely give you a fright,
It’s all in good fun as I share treats and panda fun.

So Instead of filling your belly with candies, jellies and other hollows eve fare,
Perhaps your palate will cast a ballot, for an ice cream sandwich instead.

With an internal date now set and LTE a sure bet,
Those that get Tim Cook’s new pet will be filled with green eyed regret.

But wait you cry for what date can you buy?
This the panda did shall share

Fore on the date Bruce Wayne’s true father did die;
you shall in fact be able to buy in stores of red and black.

But those who pay other masters don’t fret,
over exclusive deals and bets

For in many other favors you will get your treat
be they GSM or wimax radios inside, the nexus brand will ride world wide

But as he lays in the corner with a Beer and a boner the Panda said with a sigh
Be it a Droid or Nexus branded new toy,

With dual cores “hd” screens, fancy new widgets and more
The one with the keyboard is what I enjoy

How you interpret the information in this poem is up to you, until we see a phone model that is new! (see what I did there?)
Given the history of Google launching their branded phones globally, it is highly likely that we will see official information sooner rather than later.